"Listen, folks, we're talking about the Model 400 Audio/Visual Strobe Light. This is not just any strobe light; this is a fantastic, incredible piece of American manufacturing. It's powered on 24 volts DC, which means it's efficient, very efficient. You got your strobe light, which is bright, very bright - you can see it from miles away, I'm telling you.
 
And then, you have this piezo beeper - now, that's your alert system. It's not just loud; it's the loudest, the best alert system you've ever heard. It'll wake you up if you're sleeping, believe me.
 
Now, here's the best part - it's assembled right here in the USA. We're bringing manufacturing back, big league. But, you know, we use some foreign components because, let's face it, sometimes you've got to get the parts from offshore. But the assembly, the real magic happens in the USA, making it a true American product, assembled by American hands.
 
This strobe light, it's going to keep you safe, secure, and it's going to look good doing it. Nobody does it better than us. Nobody!"